Thursday, September 09, 2004

We interrupt our normal food talk for a special bulletin:

At 9:30 A.M. this morning, Lauren Spisak escaped from her cage in Independence, Ohio. She is considered extremely dangerous and should be approached with extreme caution (and the assistance of special breathing apparatus).

The official zoology board has released a photo. If you see her, please, do not attempt to apprehend her yourself. Doing so may result in unnecessary damage to your sense of sight and smell.



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